Motherhood shouldn't require eight arms.

Pink Octopus is the assistant you text. She holds the school calendar, practices, meals and reminders, and thinks ahead so you don't have to.

Private beta, invite only

Just text her. Everything lands in the right place.

A brain dump, a photo of the flyer, a forwarded school email. Pink Octopus sorts it, plans around it, and texts you before you have to remember.

  • No app to learnShe lives in your texts, with her own contact card.
  • Thinks a step aheadThe gift before the party, the sitter before the day off.
  • Shares the loadHand pickup to your partner or nanny. You hear when it's done.
Pink Octopus
Sun 8:42 PM
ok brain dump: leo has sam's bday sat 2-4 at jump zone, maya's book report due fri, out of milk
Got it all 🐙 • Sat 2–4 Leo: Sam's party. Gift reminder Wed. • Maya: book report, Fri • Milk is on groceries Who's driving Saturday?❤️
dave
Done. Dave has it.
Mon 6:45 AM
Morning, Jess ☀️ Soccer 4pm (Dave), piano 4:30. Thaw the chicken for tacos.

The friend every group chat needs.

Add Pink Octopus to a group text with friends, team parents or the carpool. Say “Pink” when you need her. Otherwise she stays out of the way.

  • Tap to vote, tap to RSVP❤️ your pick in a poll. 👍 a plan to say you're in.
  • “Pink, what's the plan?”Every plan, who's coming, who's bringing what, who's driving.
  • Reminders for everyonePlus a heads-up the morning of every plan.
  • Private stays privateShe only knows what's said in that chat. “Text me privately” comes to you alone.
HC
Magic Makers
Pink poll: dinner Thursday or Friday?
Pink Octopus
Dinner Thu or Fri? Tap ❤️ on your pick 👇
1️⃣ Thursday❤️ 3
2️⃣ Friday❤️ 1
Helen
Matsuhisa is booked! 5:30
Pink Octopus
Love it 🍣 Thu 5:30 at Matsuhisa. Tap 👍 if you're in.👍 4

Eight arms, all working for you.

Reminders that check back.

Every Sunday at 7, weekdays at 7:30, or “keep reminding me” until it's done. Never at night.

⏰ Still open: sign Max's field trip form. Reply “done” or “later”.

Keeps an eye on things.

Camp sign-ups, the ski program, a registration page. You only hear when something changes.

👀 Camp registration opens Nov 2 at 8am. Want a reminder at 7:55?

Delivery updates.

From the subject line of shipping emails only. Plain and quiet.

Your Ra Optics glasses are out for delivery today with USPS.

A personal shopper.

Real picks in your kids' sizes, with photos, and Shop Pay checkout you finish yourself.

Your inbox, when you ask.

“Find the coach's email.” She drafts the reply. Nothing sends until you text SEND.

Your day, one tap away.

Add your private Today page to your home screen: the plan, who's driving, the weather and what to pack. Bigger jobs, like “find 3 dentists with Saturday hours”, happen in the background and arrive as a text.

Your family's info is yours.

Built for mothers by a mother. Here's the promise, in plain words.

Never sold. Never trained on.

No ads, no data brokers, and your family's details are never used to train AI.

Nothing goes out without you.

No email, text or booking happens until you see it and reply SEND or YES. Email is read only when you ask.

See it all. Delete it all.

Text “what do you know about me” to see everything. Text “delete everything” and it's gone. Old texts erase themselves after 90 days.

Read the full promise

Less juggling. More living.

Pink Octopus is invite-only while we grow. Add your number and we'll text you.

No code? Join the waitlist and we'll text you when your spot opens 💗